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David Liebe Hart coffee mug

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JUNIOR CHRISTIAN TEACHING BIBLE LESSON PROGRAM VOL. 1 DVD
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Includes episodes “God The Preserver Pt. 3”, “Message From Korendor” and “Featuring Tim & Eric”. Running time: 82 minutes. Format: NTSC.

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DAVID LIEBE HART: FUNNY JOKES & STORIES Audio + Video (2015)
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1. Possum Cactus Sandwich 2. Weed Smoking Whites + Porn Corn 3. Neil Hamburger Impression 4. Southern Cuisine + Military Bed-Making

5. Pants Dress + Hair-Greased Chicken 6. Dolly Parton + Beer Cereal Divorce 7. Old School TV + Blacks In The South 8. Punk Donald Duck + Truck Mating Calls

9. Wild Boars + Sexy Okra 10. Comedy Vs. Serious Religious 11. Computer Song 12. Fat People + Half Pig Half Dog 13. I Fell In Love With A Horse 14. Crush On Daphne + Neil Hamburger Impression 2 15. Mushrooms + Drought Problems 16. Batman & Catwoman + Pyramids 17. Neil Hamburger Impression 3 18. Jason The Cat 19. Walgreens 20. Mosquitoes 21.

The 6/7-Legged Horse 22. Taxes + Obamen 23. Gingerbread Boy + Poor Postage 24. Sexy Christmas Trees + Urpel (Urkel) 25. Big Bird & The Road Runner + Wild Pigs 26. Fires + Siren Impression 27. Haven’t Had A Girl Since 1994 28. Jason The Cat 2 29. Korendian Q&A 30. Not Salame 31. The Polar Bear
Note: Enhanced audio CD is PC-only. Mac users can stream or download video.


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MP3’s (320Kbps) + video
$8 USD

WHITE COP DVD

Released in 2014, White Cop is a full-length B-movie comedy masterpiece, featuring David Liebe Hart as the Mayor of Chicago, certain to please Tim & Eric fans. Directed by Jake Myers, this 80’s action movie homage was a big hit as David presented screenings throughout Australia and the US in 2015. Each of the discs include a hand-scrawled inscription by David himself. [Running-time: 84 minutes. No bad words, graphic violence or sex; suitable for all ages.]

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DAVID LIEBE HART: ASTRONAUT (2015)
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1. Exercise

2. Love & Gratitude
3. Teleportation Thru Space (Album Version)
4. The Pickle Man & Mr. Moose 5. Rap Music 6. You Don’t Love Me 7. I Eat My Veggies 8. New Technology (New Version) 9. Nature 10. Will You Be My Girlfriend? CD Bonus Tracks: 11. Michael Likes To Smoke His Weed (Dub Version) 12. Teleportation Thru Space (EP Version) 13. A Message To Aliens


CD + MP3’s (includes shipping)


MP3’s – High quality/320Kbps
$8 USD

DAVID LIEBE HART: GO INTO THE LIGHT (2014)
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1. Artist & Creator (New Version)

2. Go Into The Light
3. Dad & Lad 4. La Rent Doesn’t Want Me To Look At Porn (New Version) 5. Michael Likes To Smoke His Weed (New Version) 6. Chicago Northwestern (New Version) 7. Betty White (New Version) 8. Marcama II 9. Linda McKennan (New Version) 10. Fabian (New Version) 11. Korendian Honk (New Version) 12. Santa Monica Pier (New Version)

CD/sticker/MP3’s (includes shipping)


MP3’s – High quality/320Kbps
$8 USD

VARIOUS ARTISTS: THE DAVID LIEBE HART TRIBUTE ALBUM (2014)
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1. David’s Intro

2. Th’ Mole – Michael Likes To Smoke His Weed

3.David’s Commentary #1 4. Dividend – Did Ezekiel See A UFO? 5. David’s Commentary #2 6. Andrew Jones – Tim Heidecker Lied To Me 7. David’s Commentary #3 8. Kyle Adem – Seven Moon Festival 9. David’s Commentary #4 10. Hi My Name Is Ryan – Atmosphere Of Love Divine 11. David’s Commentary #5 12. Wizard Food – Teleportation Thru Space 13. David’s Commentary #6 14. Jon Yodice – Beautiful Women 15. David’s Commentary #7 16. Rex Nabours III feat. Fjordimus – Not Getting High 17. David’s Commentary #8 18. Gary Gill-Guy & Jim Parcel – Better Media 19. David’s Commentary #9 + David’s Outro


CD + MP3’s (includes shipping)


MP3’s – High quality/320Kbps)
$6 USD

CUSTOM PAINTINGS, DRAWINGS & SIGNED HEADSHOTS
painting, drawing & headshotOrder your own David Liebe Hart canvas painting (11×14″), drawing (8×11″) or signed headshot! (Include requests for subject matter in “Specifications” field. Send images or inquiries to davidliebehartmann@gmail.com.) FREE SHIPPING!

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PERSONALIZED VIDEOS & PHONE CALLS

Order your own custom David Liebe Hart video greeting or personal phone call! (In the “Specifications” field include video subject matter and where you’d like it sent/uploaded, or name/phone number/time zone/preferred time to call. You will receive your video within 6 weeks, phone call within 2 weeks – probably sooner.)

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T-SHIRTS
DLH face t-shirtGildan brand 100% heavy cotton T-shirts, male & female. Note size and sex in “Specifications” field. [Male: Sm, med, lrg, XL, 2XL; Female: Sm, med.]

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CHRIMBUS CARD
xmascard5×7″, blank inside, with envelope.

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PATCHES
David Liebe Hart patches5×6″ Canvas Patch, designed by DLH (shipping included)


 

BUTTONS
David Liebe Hart Buttons1-inch Buttons (free shipping)




David Liebe Hart, of the Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Check It Out! w/ Steve Brule & more, is an actor/musician/painter/alien abductee.