Commission a beautiful custom David painting (11×14″ on canvas board) of anything you like, or let your giftee choose the subject matter. Send photos for reference, or have David use his imagination. Email firstname.lastname@example.org to send reference photos, detailed instructions, or questions. 10% off for a limited time. Price includes shipping.
Each of our special holiday packages comes at a great discount and include a free greeting card (pictured above – 5×7″, blank, with envelope) signed by David himself! Choose from our classic David-face T-shirt (women’s small, men’s sm-2XL), DVD’s (White Cop and Junior Christian Teaching Bible Lesson Program Vol. 1), and CD’s with MP3 downloads (Funny Jokes & Stories, Astronaut, Go Into The Light and The DLH Tribute Album). Price includes shipping.
Greeting cards, signed by David, may also be purchased separately. (5×7″, signed by David, with envelope, price includes shipping).
ROMANTIC/VALENTINE’S CARD 5×7″, blank inside, with envelope.
MINI-DAVID T-SHIRT Anvil brand 100% combed ring spun cotton T-shirts, white or green (unisex). Note size and color in “Specifications” field. [Sm, med, lrg, XL, 2XL; white, green] Medium white currently out of stock.
DAVIDFACE T-SHIRT Gildan brand 100% heavy cotton T-shirts, male & female. Note size and sex in “Specifications” field. [Male: Sm, med, lrg, XL, 2XL; Female: Small] Medium currently out of stock.
POSTER 11×17-inch, glossy, uncreased.
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JUNIOR CHRISTIAN TEACHING BIBLE LESSON PROGRAM VOL. 1 DVD Includes episodes “God The Preserver Pt. 3”, “Message From Korendor” and “Featuring Tim & Eric”. Running time: 82 minutes. Format: NTSC.
WHITE COP DVD
White Cop is a full-length B-movie comedy masterpiece, featuring David Liebe Hart as the Mayor of Chicago, certain to please Tim & Eric fans. Directed by Jake Myers, this 80’s action movie homage was a big hit as David presented screenings throughout Australia and the US in 2015. Each of the discs include a hand-scrawled inscription by David himself. [Running-time: 84 minutes. No bad words, graphic violence or sex; suitable for all ages.]
DAVID LIEBE HART: SPACE RANGER (2017)
David’s magnum opus, produced by Jonah “Th’ Mole” Mociun, featuring guests including fellow spaceman Kool Keith and Tim and Eric co-star Tennessee Luke. Space Ranger is a weird, hilarious and eclectic rollercoaster ride guaranteed to permanently warp your mind. VINYL LP + download (price includes shipping):
CHIP THE BLACK BOY (2016) Falsetto rap album by David’s producer, Jonah Mociun. (CD includes lyrics booklet and 18 bonus instrumental tracks.) 1. 4-Headed Horseman 2. Am I Weird? 3. Surprise Twist 4. Gray 5. I Of The Storm
6. Bastard Of Andromeda 7. Hospital Song 8. Black Candles
9. Sneaky Pecker 10. Night Runner, Gate Opener 11.Mini Mutiny 12. Ode To Mommy 13. Drunken Mummy Heist 14. Sex Dwarf 15. Crash Test 16. Father Of The New Dawn 17. Freakazoid Shriek 18. I’m Dead (Dante’s Inferno) CD Bonus Tracks: 19-36. Instrumentals
MP3’s (320Kbps) $8 USD
DAVID LIEBE HART: FUNNY JOKES & STORIES Audio + Video (2015) 1. Possum Cactus Sandwich 2. Weed Smoking Whites + Porn Corn 3. Neil Hamburger Impression 4. Southern Cuisine + Military Bed-Making
5. Pants Dress + Hair-Greased Chicken 6. Dolly Parton + Beer Cereal Divorce 7. Old School TV + Blacks In The South 8. Punk Donald Duck + Truck Mating Calls
9. Wild Boars + Sexy Okra 10. Comedy Vs. Serious Religious 11. Computer Song 12. Fat People + Half Pig Half Dog 13. I Fell In Love With A Horse 14. Crush On Daphne + Neil Hamburger Impression 2 15. Mushrooms + Drought Problems 16. Batman & Catwoman + Pyramids 17. Neil Hamburger Impression 3 18. Jason The Cat 19. Walgreens 20. Mosquitoes 21.
The 6/7-Legged Horse 22. Taxes + Obamen 23. Gingerbread Boy + Poor Postage 24. Sexy Christmas Trees + Urpel (Urkel) 25. Big Bird & The Road Runner + Wild Pigs 26. Fires + Siren Impression 27. Haven’t Had A Girl Since 1994 28. Jason The Cat 2 29. Korendian Q&A 30. Not Salame 31. The Polar Bear Note: Enhanced audio CD is PC-only. Mac users can stream or download video.
MP3’s (320Kbps) + video $8 USD
DAVID LIEBE HART: ASTRONAUT (2015)
2. Love & Gratitude
3. Teleportation Thru Space (Album Version)
4. The Pickle Man & Mr. Moose 5. Rap Music 6. You Don’t Love Me 7. I Eat My Veggies 8. New Technology (New Version) 9. Nature 10. Will You Be My Girlfriend? CD Bonus Tracks: 11. Michael Likes To Smoke His Weed (Dub Version) 12. Teleportation Thru Space (EP Version) 13. A Message To Aliens
MP3’s – High quality/320Kbps $8 USD
DAVID LIEBE HART: GO INTO THE LIGHT (2014)
1. Artist & Creator (New Version)
2. Go Into The Light
3. Dad & Lad 4. La Rent Doesn’t Want Me To Look At Porn (New Version) 5. Michael Likes To Smoke His Weed (New Version) 6. Chicago Northwestern (New Version) 7. Betty White (New Version) 8. Marcama II 9. Linda McKennan (New Version) 10. Fabian (New Version) 11. Korendian Honk (New Version) 12. Santa Monica Pier (New Version)
MP3’s – High quality/320Kbps $8 USD
VARIOUS ARTISTS: THE DAVID LIEBE HART TRIBUTE ALBUM (2014)
1. David’s Intro
2. Th’ Mole – Michael Likes To Smoke His Weed
3.David’s Commentary #1 4. Dividend – Did Ezekiel See A UFO? 5. David’s Commentary #2 6. Andrew Jones – Tim Heidecker Lied To Me 7. David’s Commentary #3 8. Kyle Adem – Seven Moon Festival 9. David’s Commentary #4 10. Hi My Name Is Ryan – Atmosphere Of Love Divine 11. David’s Commentary #5 12. Wizard Food – Teleportation Thru Space 13. David’s Commentary #6 14. Jon Yodice – Beautiful Women 15. David’s Commentary #7 16. Rex Nabours III feat. Fjordimus – Not Getting High 17. David’s Commentary #8 18. Gary Gill-Guy & Jim Parcel – Better Media 19. David’s Commentary #9 + David’s Outro
MP3’s – High quality/320Kbps) $6 USD
CUSTOM PAINTINGS, DRAWINGS & SIGNED HEADSHOTS Order your own David Liebe Hart canvas painting (11×14″), drawing (8×11″) or signed headshot! (Include requests for subject matter in “Specifications” field. Send images or inquiries to email@example.com.) PRICE INCLUDES SHIPPING
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PERSONALIZED VIDEOS & PHONE CALLS
Order your own custom David Liebe Hart video greeting or personal phone call! (In the “Specifications” field include video subject matter and where you’d like it sent/uploaded, or name/phone number/time zone/preferred time to call. You will receive your video within 6 weeks, phone call within one week – probably sooner.)
PATCHES 5×6″ Canvas Patch, designed by DLH (shipping included)
BUTTONS 1-inch Buttons (shipping included)
David Liebe Hart (Adult Swim/Tim & Eric) is an actor, musician, painter, and alien abductee.