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MUSIC PACKAGES

Discount rates for bulk CDs, tapes & vinyl: David Liebe Hart – Space Ranger/Wonderful World/Star Cruise LPs, Astronaut tape, Funny Jokes CD, Chip The Black Boy – Self-Titled LP, Obama tape, Syzygy CD. Includes digital downloads (emailed within one business day).


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CUSTOM PAINTINGS & DRAWINGS
Order your own David Liebe Hart canvas painting (full color, 11×14″) or drawing (black & white, 8×11″). (Include desired subject matter in “Specifications” field. Send photos or inquiries on other mediums/dimensions to info@artbyliebehart.com. Allow 2-6 weeks for delivery.)

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PERSONALIZED VIDEOS

Order your own custom David Liebe Hart video greeting! (1-3 minutes $200, 30 seconds $100.) Just let us know your preferred subject matter (bday/holiday greetings, pep talks, marriage proposals, etc.) and where you’d like the video sent/uploaded. Delivered within 2 weeks, usually less.


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DAVID LIEBE HART: PEACE & HARMONY (2024)

1. Peace & Harmony 2. James Earl Jones 3. O’er Waiting Harp Strings Of The Mind 4. The 2200 CTA Rapid Transit L Cars 5. Peace In The Universe 6. Pets 7. Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority 8. Be Still
Download $8
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CHIP THE BLACK BOY: UPPER PLANE GARDEENER’S FILED GUIDE (2024)

1. The Gaping Maw 2. The Blind Master 3. Constitution 4. Legend 5. Wee The People
Limited edition illustrated lyrics booklet (only 44 made), hand-numbered and signed by Chip, accompanied by 5 new songs.
Booklet + Digital $15
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JASON THE CAT: STAR CRUISE (2024)

1. I Believe In The Unknown 2. Elder Master Letan 3. 84 Moons Of Jupiter 4. Asket 5. Peace On Earth 6. Star Korendor (bonus track, only available here, Bandcamp & LP).


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CHIP THE BLACK BOY: SYZYGY (2024)

1. True Evil 2. Dissolution 3. Puppy 4. Salvation 5. The Gift 6. The Divide 7. The Moment 8. Bird Vs Fish 9. Spring Sprung 10. Aged Nation 11. Perennial

Limited edition signed CD and handwritten lyric sheets available while supplies last. (Original lyric sheets are one-of-a-kind; one available per song.)


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DAVID LIEBE HART & TRAGIC CLUB: GOOD MORNING, HAVE A GOOD DAY (2023)

Hear our king as never before, over the intricately-sculpted 4th wave prog rock soundscapes of Tragic Club.
1. I’m Running To Win The Olympics 2. I’m Gonna Let Go Of The Woman 3. Boogie Woogie Funk (Live From Star Korendor) 4. Joys & Blues 5. Good Morning, Have A Good Day 6. Jesus, You’re The Love Of My Life 7. Reba McEntire Got Married On Me
Download $7
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DAVID LIEBE HART: THE WONDERFUL WORLD ABOUT PIGS, HORSES & CLOWNS & ESPECIALLY DOLLY PARTON (2022)

David reunites with longtime composer/producer Jonah Mociun for his silliest, most spirited album to date. Bonus track “Science,” unavailable on streaming platforms except Bandcamp. Packaged in full-color gatefold cover; only 200 copies pressed.
1. I’m A Horse 2. Banana Milk 3. Cooky The Clown 4. Bacon & Ham 5. Asian Girls 6. I Like Beets 7. Dolly Parton 8. Monty Melvin 9. Science 10. Surprise Party Prelude 11. Happy David Day


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SALAME T-SHIRT (LIMITED EDITION, ALMOST GONE)
Super soft 100% cotton T-shirts. $23

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PASTOR OF MUPPETS T-SHIRT
Super soft 100% cotton T-shirts. XL & 5X currently out-of-stock $23

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NASA/SALAME T-SHIRT (LIMITED EDITION; ALMOST GONE)
Super soft 100% cotton T-shirts. $23

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DAVIDCOIN

The DavidCoin is a REAL, FUNGIBLE token of high-quality engraved plastic, which we’ll mail to you. FREE SHIPPING!


PINS
Hand-crafted in our troubled nation, high-quality, shiny, hard resin, 1-inch-tall pins. DAVID AND JASON PINS ARE SOLD OUT.

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GREETING CARDS – OPTIONALLY SIGNED BY DAVID
5×7″, blank inside, with envelope. FREE SHIPPING.

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DAVID’S POETRY BOOK – SIGNED BY DAVID

With 40 pages of illustrations and hand-written poems, “Supreme Poems” is presented completely unedited, exactly as David composed it. In perhaps the weirdest collection of poetry ever, David’s fevered scrawlings focus on themes of love and intimacy, as well as pets, nature, racism and more. $15 US/$19 international (Free shipping)


SPACE RANGER POSTER

Beautiful, shiny, 11×17″ posters shipped in tubes so as to avoid folds, these fine pieces are worthy of framing and hanging above the mantle. $10

NASA/SALAME PATCH
Fashioned after the NASA logo, these fine, screen-printed 4.5×4.5″ canvas patches are perfect for sewing onto your punk rock jacket, handbag or inflatable raft. $4

DAVID LIEBE HART MEETS JAD FAIR & JASON WILLETT: FOR EVERYONE (2018)

1. Martin Lawrence Dream 2. I Like Vivian Vance Better Than Lucille Ball 3. Haunted By Frankenstein 4. Beatrice Arthur, I Love You 5. I Like Donald Duck Better Than Mickey Mouse 6. Ducks 7. My Bisexual Friend 8. I Love Water Lilies 9. Robot Girls 10. Lentil Beans 11. Valerie Harper 12. My Fish Died 13. Priscilla Barnes 14. Dad And Lad
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DAVID LIEBE HART: SPACE RANGER (2017)


1. Intro 2. Don’t Sniff Glue 3. Ghost Frog 4. Email 5. No Sex Since 94 6. Space Ranger (feat. Kool Keith) 7. I Caught My Pecker In My Zipper 8. Hobby Shop 9. I’m Not A Hoarder 10. Vegemite 11. Insect Woman 12. I Wanna Lackawanna 13. You Are What You Eat (feat. Jel) 14. Space Train (feat. Tennessee Luke) 15. I Don’t Like Jonah’s Beard 16. Eternal Mind


[Signed copies ship Feb. 26, 2024. You’ll be taken to a download page after checkout.]

HEARTMAN: THE DLH COMIC BOOK
David has always wanted to star in his own superhero comic book, and now, with the help of 47 other artists, it has finally happened. Every one of the 46 full-color pages of Heartman was illustrated by a different artist (including David himself), giving the surreal storyline a fittingly unpredictable and exciting look. E-comic (PDF) $4
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INTERPLANETARY FRIENDSHIP & FUN TIMES LEAGUE MEMBERSHIP
Info and ordering HERE.

DAVID LIEBE HART: OUTER DIMENSIONS (2018)
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1. Email (Jib Kidder Remix)
2. Rap Music (Potted Plant Remix) 3. Go Into The Light ($treaks Remix) 4. Teleportation Thru Space (Bud Melvin Remix) 5. Insect Woman (Larry Wish Remix)
6. Don’t Sniff Glue (DJ Paypal x Ryzla Remix) 7. Dad & Lad (Jad Fair Remix) 8. Hobby Shop (8-BIT Banjo Remix) 9. New Technology (Finntengs Remix) 10. Ghost Frog (Nelward Remix) 11. Space Ranger ft. Kool Keith (Cooling Prongs Remix) 12. Nature (K-Embry Remix) 13. La Rent Doesn’t Want Me To Look At Porn (Jaem Beatz Remix) 14. I Got My Pecker Caught In My Zipper (Diamond Soul Remix) 15. You Are What You Eat (Jonathan Schnitzer Remix) 16. Teleportation Thru Space (Arvid Remix) 17. Eternal Mind (Garret Herder Remix)
FREE with your subscription to the David Liebe Hart Interplanetary Friendship & Fun Times League.
 

DAVID LIEBE HART: FUNNY JOKES & STORIES Audio + Video (2015)
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David does his one-of-a-kind version of “standup comedy.” 1. Possum Cactus Sandwich 2. Weed Smoking Whites + Porn Corn 3. Neil Hamburger Impression 4. Southern Cuisine + Military Bed-Making

5. Pants Dress + Hair-Greased Chicken 6. Dolly Parton + Beer Cereal Divorce 7. Old School TV + Blacks In The South 8. Punk Donald Duck + Truck Mating Calls
9. Wild Boars + Sexy Okra 10. Comedy Vs. Serious Religious 11. Computer Song 12. Fat People + Half Pig Half Dog 13. I Fell In Love With A Horse 14. Crush On Daphne + Neil Hamburger Impression 2 15. Mushrooms + Drought Problems 16. Batman & Catwoman + Pyramids 17. Neil Hamburger Impression 3 18. Jason The Cat 19. Walgreens 20. Mosquitoes 21.
The 6/7-Legged Horse 22. Taxes + Obamen 23. Gingerbread Boy + Poor Postage 24. Sexy Christmas Trees + Urpel (Urkel) 25. Big Bird & The Road Runner + Wild Pigs 26. Fires + Siren Impression 27. Haven’t Had A Girl Since 1994 28. Jason The Cat 2 29. Korendian Q&A 30. Not Salame 31. The Polar Bear
Note: We know nobody uses CD-ROM drives anymore. A download link for the video is provided as well.


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DAVID LIEBE HART: ASTRONAUT (2015)

David’s classic Astronaut album is finally available on tape! Only 100 of these were made, with a BONUS TRACK, “O Gentle Presence.”
1. Exercise 2. Love & Gratitude 3. Teleportation Thru Space 4. The Pickle Man & Mr. Moose 5. Rap Music 6. You Don’t Love Me 7. I Eat My Veggies 8. New Technology (New Version) 9. Nature 10. Will You Be My Girlfriend? 11. O Gentle Presence [tape only]


[Signed copies ship Feb. 26, 2024. You’ll be taken to a download page after checkout.]

DAVID LIEBE HART: GO INTO THE LIGHT (2014)

1. Artist & Creator (New Version) 2. Go Into The Light 3. Dad & Lad 4. La Rent Doesn’t Want Me To Look At Porn (New Version) 5. Michael Likes To Smoke His Weed (New Version) 6. Chicago Northwestern (New Version) 7. Betty White (New Version) 8. Marcama II 9. Linda McKennan (New Version) 10. Fabian (New Version) 11. Korendian Honk (New Version) 12. Santa Monica Pier (New Version)
Download $8
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VARIOUS ARTISTS: THE DAVID LIEBE HART TRIBUTE ALBUM (2014)
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1. David’s Intro
2. Th’ Mole – Michael Likes To Smoke His Weed
3.David’s Commentary #1 4. Dividend – Did Ezekiel See A UFO? 5. David’s Commentary #2 6. Andrew Jones – Tim Heidecker Lied To Me 7. David’s Commentary #3 8. Kyle Adem – Seven Moon Festival 9. David’s Commentary #4 10. Hi My Name Is Ryan – Atmosphere Of Love Divine 11. David’s Commentary #5 12. Wizard Food – Teleportation Thru Space 13. David’s Commentary #6 14. Jon Yodice – Beautiful Women 15. David’s Commentary #7 16. Rex Nabours III feat. Fjordimus – Not Getting High 17. David’s Commentary #8 18. Gary Gill-Guy & Jim Parcel – Better Media 19. David’s Commentary #9 + David’s Outro
Download $6
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CHIP GREETING CARDS
5×7″, blank inside, with envelope. Optionally signed by Chip himself. FREE SHIPPING.


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CHIP THE BLACK BOY: CHIP THE BLACK BOY (OPULENT EDITION, 2016/2022)

By popular demand, Chip’s classic 2016 album has been pressed on wax. Limited to 300 copies, the 180 gram marbled vinyl is packaged in a beautiful gatefold cover with lyrics sheet, guaranteed to be a sought-after collector’s item like the out-of-print CD edition. Purchase includes a digital copy, newly remastered for enhanced brilliance, plus instrumental versions of all 18 songs. Optionally signed by Chip himself.
1. Four-Headed Horseman 2. Am I Weird? 3. Surprise Twist 4. Gray 5. I Of The Storm 6. Bastard Of Andromeda 7. Hospital Song 8. Black Candles 9. Sneaky Pecker 10. Night Runner, Gate Opener 11.Mini Mutiny 12. Ode To Mommy 13. Drunken Mummy Heist 14. Sex Dwarf 15. Crash Test 16. Father Of The New Dawn 17. Freakazoid Shriek 18. I’m Dead (Dante’s Inferno)


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CHIP THE BLACK BOY: MULTIVERSAL WAR (2020)


1. Back From Hell 2. Culling Song 3. Plaything ft. Kool Keith 4. Still Life (The Ensouling) 5. Who ft. Open Mike Eagle 6. The Tide 7. Midnight ft. Myka 9 8. A Dangerous Line Of Questioning 9. Royal Blood (The Summoning) ft. Gothic Cholo 10. Pharmacology 11. Bad Sonrise ft. David Liebe Hart 12. Multiversal War (The Reckoning)
Download $8
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CHIP THE BLACK BOY: OBAMA (2020)

The instrumental version of Multiversal War, slightly reimagined and re-tuned to let the music shine in all its glory. Limited edition of 100 cassettes, numbered and signed by Chip!


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JUNIOR CHRISTIAN TEACHING BIBLE LESSON PROGRAM VOL. 1 DVD – OPTIONALLY SIGNED BY DAVID!
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Includes episodes “God The Preserver Pt. 3”, “Message From Korendor” and “Featuring Tim & Eric”. Running time: 82 minutes. Format: NTSC.


WHITE COP DVD

White Cop is a full-length B-movie comedy masterpiece, featuring David Liebe Hart as the Mayor of Chicago, certain to please Tim & Eric fans. Directed by Jake Myers, this 80’s action movie homage was a big hit as David presented screenings throughout Australia and the US in 2015. Each of the discs include a hand-scrawled inscription by David himself. [Running-time: 84 minutes.] $12